Thursday, May 23, 2013

Truck Monster 3

Or, Attack of the 5 Foot Woman.

I find white painted trim, like grilles and bumpers, a little more difficult to render than chrome trim.  For chrome, you just paint the sky in the upper surfaces, and the ground in the lower surfaces. (This is a gross oversimplification, but it gets the point across.)  But white bumpers and trim require a subtler approach.  you have to balance the need to convey depth against the color of the bumper.  Go too far with the light reflection from the sand and you'll wind up with a yellow bumper.  Use too much blue from the sky over that yellow, and you've got some ugly green color.  Over rendering can lead to fuzzy edges, which are not so good for representing a glossy painted surface.

How-ever, I believe older trucks, like this Ford, look more truck-like with the trim painted.  There's a utilitarian feel to painted trim that chrome lacks.  Chrome is fine for the car, which, for some people, serves as a badge of status and identity.  It's basically bling, or a silk tie.  Trucks, on the other hand, were traditionally built and bought to do work, and chrome does not enhance payload capacity or stump pulling power.

Don't misunderstand me, I love chrome.  The lack of chrome on modern cars is partly why they're mostly boring to look at.   But if you want to emphasize the working side of a vehicle,  less chrome does the job nicely.

10x16 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available at Daily Paintworks.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Surf Weirdos #9


 Cruising back to the beach at a leisurely pace.  No rush, no fancy stunts.  Just the wind and the salt spray in your face.


I'm mostly happy with this piece, though maybe the '59 Caddy tail light is a bit much,  especially since it's partially obscured.

10.5x12 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available at Daily Paintworks.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Interlopers 2

"All I want is a bit of peace and quiet while I lay here and work on my tan.  Is that too much to ask?"

10x14 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available here.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Oh, No You DON'T!

"Interstellar relations got off to a shaky start today when space aliens tried to swipe Veronica Maeus's car from her driveway.  Ms. Maeus apparently utilized a baseball bat during the ensuing 'negotiations', successfully persuading the visitors to return her roadster.  The aliens were reported to have said 'Ow!' before flying off."

Painted in watercolor, 10x14 inches.  Available for purchase here.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Sea Monster Repair


"Not everyone who owns and operates a sea monster is a mad scientist or super villain. A growing number of ordinary people have taken up sea monstering as a hobby. Since most of these enthusiasts are building their briny beasts on a budget, they generally start with a derelict vehicle bought for cheap, and save their cash for the tentacle drives and cyborg brainpans, which are difficult to scratchbuild with found parts. The results can be interesting, if not exactly pants-wettingly terrifying. Most hobbyists don't mind the lack of a fear factor, and say they're not in it to take over the world."



We'll see.

 6.5x9 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available here.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Tractor Weirdo

In next month's Mechanical Super Genius Digest, we show you how to transform that beat up farm tractor into a badass sea monster. Gasoline, diesel, and LPG tractor models are covered, as well as multiple options for delivering power to the tentacle hub.

If you have a steam tractor, please refer to our 1962 Boiler Plate And Brimstone Special Issue for conversion plans.

6.5x10.25 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available here.


Sunday, March 17, 2013

The View From Here

"The view from up here is phenomenal!  Now, how do I get down?  Now I think about it, how the hell did I get up here?  This doesn't exactly look like an off road vehicle."

For my first Toyota painting, I went to the mid '60's and got a Stout, which I lowered a bit. Then, I put it on top of a stone plinth for no reason. And then I painted the girl's hair flowing upward; again, for no apparent reason. Such is the fickle wackiness of the creative process.

About 7.5x11.5 inches, painted in watercolor. Available at Daily Paintworks.