Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Tractor Weirdo

In next month's Mechanical Super Genius Digest, we show you how to transform that beat up farm tractor into a badass sea monster. Gasoline, diesel, and LPG tractor models are covered, as well as multiple options for delivering power to the tentacle hub.

If you have a steam tractor, please refer to our 1962 Boiler Plate And Brimstone Special Issue for conversion plans.

6.5x10.25 inches, painted in watercolor.  Available here.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The View From Here

"The view from up here is phenomenal!  Now, how do I get down?  Now I think about it, how the hell did I get up here?  This doesn't exactly look like an off road vehicle."

For my first Toyota painting, I went to the mid '60's and got a Stout, which I lowered a bit. Then, I put it on top of a stone plinth for no reason. And then I painted the girl's hair flowing upward; again, for no apparent reason. Such is the fickle wackiness of the creative process.

About 7.5x11.5 inches, painted in watercolor. Available at Daily Paintworks.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Weirdos On Other Planets

Planetary probes launched by the National Space Program have captured images of weirdos on Mars, Venus, and Mercury.  This is the first evidence we've seen suggesting that weirdos are a contagious phenomenon.  Scientists have yet to explain how the contagion spreads between planets, though some have hypothesized that weirdness may just naturally occur on planets with certain qualities.  This hypothesis has become unofficially known as "spontaneous weirdening".

10x13 inches, painted in watercolor.