Marine Weirdos #6

Is your diabolical engine of destruction run down, damaged, or in desperate need of routine  maintenance?  Is it making people soil themselves with laughter, rather than terror? Is your iron grip on civilized society slipping like a worn out clutch?  Call Sea Monster Salvage and Repair. They'll have your mechanical beast back on its tentacles in no time.

And they make house calls.

6x10 inches, painted in oil.  Available here.

Marine Weirdos 5

Choose Loch Ness Movers for all your overseas shipping needs.  Just make sure all your packages are watertight and fully insured against a possible impromptu sea monster battle or attempted apocalypse.



Painted in oil on an 8x8 panel.  Available for purchase here.

Joyrider From Outer Space 4!

"Where are these spinach colored spaghetti creatures coming from?  And how did they find the kill switch in my car?"

Beware of space aliens with lead tentacles.

Painted in oil on a 6x9 inch panel.  Available on Daily Paintworks.

Beached Weirdos #3

I went to the beach one day, and saw an old roadster that had got stuck in the sand. The driver kept revving the motor, trying to break free, but the back wheels just dug in deeper. The only thing that could be heard over the roar of the engine was the endless string of epic profanity spewing from the driver's mouth. It was pure blasphemous poetry. Even pirates and drunk construction workers were said to have blushed.

5.9 inches square, painted in oil.  Available for purchase here.