Aerial Weirdos #6

Okay, this wasn't part of the flight plan...

So, let's get back to the hangar for some body work, and maybe a tune up.  I hope the fridge is stocked, cause it's going to take at least two cases of of beer to make this right.  And pizza.  Can't forget the pizza.

Painted in oil on a 6x14 masonite panel.  Available for purchase here.

Marine Weirdos #3 - The Decoy

"Dude, I think we're lost."

"Why don't you ask that mermaid for directions?"

"Oh, yeah. Good idea."

"Hey, do you hear that? Sounds like a giant sea monster just off the driver's side, preparing to swallow us whole and spit out the bones?"

"Yeah, kinda, now you mention it. Probably just a leaky muffler."

One of my favorites from the latest batch.

Painted in oil, 8x8 inches.

Marine Weirdos #1 - The Interloper

"What the heck is THAT??

I've never seen anything like it!  It doesn't look like the other metal beasts I've seen around here.  It seems kind of clunky and... leaky.  I'd better stay out of sight."

Introducing a brand new series that will make you question the very nature of the fabric of space, time, and internal combustion.  Or something similar.

Painted in oil on a 6x9 inch panel.  Available at Daily Paintworks.

Joyrider From Outer Space

They come from all over, from the farthest, darkest reaches of reality.  They all come here, to this little blue ball floating around a little yellow star.  And they come for one reason.  This little blue ball is the only place in the all of everywhere with 1957 Mercury convertibles.

I'm still trying to figure out what perverse mental alchemy produces ideas like this.  I'd be rich if I could bottle it.

6x9 inches, oil on panel.  Sold.